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Roegen dashes across the house removing his clothing as he goes. Knowing that he has a dirty diaper I race after him.
My path is blocked by Breydon.
Me: Breydon, move. I need to catch your brother.
Breydon: What’s the password?
Me: You’re right. Please move. I need to catch Roegen.
Breydon doesn’t move.
Breydon: The password is polkadot.
Me: Polkadot?
Breydon: Yeah, you have to say polkadot before you can go.
Me: Okay. Polkadot. Now can I pass?
Breydon: Yep.
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Fortunately I caught the youngest terrorist before he indulged his penchant for poop art again. And as far as Breydon goes, I’m not sure whether to be elated because he used full sentences or go talk to him about the dangers of stopping Mommy when I’m going somewhere in a hurry.